wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he thought i was a dude.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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