SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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