Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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