The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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