so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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