It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Small penises have feelings too.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
either way he was missing a nipple.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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