I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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