How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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