There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Randomize
