girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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