fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
