she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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