are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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