So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Your shirt... Was in my pants
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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