You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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