Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Randomize