I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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