he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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