I'm going to rape someone's good day.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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