on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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