His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize