I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just had sex on a roof
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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