He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Randomize
