Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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