How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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