Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
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