Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
