We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
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