"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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