He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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