Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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