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I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just invented taco cereal.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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