I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Swine flu. Run for my life!
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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