Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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