Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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