Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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