Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
