i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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