I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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