it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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