You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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