Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
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