I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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