it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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