Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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