She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
God, I missed his penis.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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