oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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