She is in my trunk
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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