New invention idea: vibrating tampons
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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