I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
