i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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