Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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