nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
she told me i tasted like america
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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