talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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