After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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