New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
