Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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