Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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